REVIEW: Moron 5 and the Crying Lady   5 comments

GOOD NEWS: Wenn Deramas did not direct the last Tanging Ina movie.

BAD NEWS: He came up with this, instead.

The latest offering of Viva Films is heavily inspired from the Indian movie 3 Idiots. Only this time, it’s thrice the idiocy and ridiculousness without the heart and emotional impact. Five childhood friends named Michael Angelo Marcos (Mart Escudero), Isaac Estrada (Billy Crawford), Albert Macapagal (Luis Manzano), Mozart Twister Aquino (DJ Durano), and Aristotle Ramos (Marvin Agustin) were imprisoned after being  accused of killing the father of another childhood classmate, Becky Pamintuan (John Lapuz). Truth is, they were just framed up by Pamintuan as a revenge for accidentally revealing that Becky is a former man who underwent an operation to marry the Japanese he likes.

In true Deramas fashion, this movie offered nothing new. Were there funny moments?  Yes, there’s one that involves a monologue by John Lapuz near the end of the movie. Other than that, it is a chop suey of past scenes from different Deramas movies. Most of the jokes were recycled and old fashioned, and not even the actors can rise above this terrible material. In another true Deramas fashion, you’ll feel as if the leads were exposed by requiring them to do underwear scenes while gyrating their bodies just like in Praybeyt Benjamin and Petrang Kabayo. The movie tried to make it interesting with the special twist in Becky’s character; however, it wasn’t enough to save this movie from the cliche one after the other.

Luis Manzano works in this role particularly because it does not require him to do much but to adlib and give his cutesy looks to the camera. Billy Crawford was just his usual giddy self. Marvin Agustin is probably acting his storyline if Ina Montecillo gave his eldest son to his aunt. DJ Durano is just too old to play a high school student… no scratch that. He’s too old to play even a repeater of high school. I find myself engaged the most with Martin Escudero, even though it’s a given that he’s already the best actor among he group. While it may seem that he’s somewhat awkward at the beginning, you can see how he gels with the rest of the group as the film progressed. John Lapuz wasn’t given much to do, although he sold the most out of it every time he appears on screen.

While there are films that are simply made to entertain the hell out of us, Moron 5 and the Crying Lady doesn’t belong on that list. It also does not belong to those genius comedy mainstream films. All in all, it’s a simple yet costly reminder on what not to do if you try to write and direct a comedy film.

Grade: D

5 responses to “REVIEW: Moron 5 and the Crying Lady

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  1. oh common, i’ll give it a “Z” – lousiest film in the whole wide world. Wenn Deramas, ano nang nangyari sa yo? you’re dragging the whole phillipine showbusiness down. kung ganyan lang din naman ang kaya mo, huwag ka nang gumawa ng pelikula!

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  2. btw, kahit libre, not worth watching!!!!! kainis!

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  3. haaay.. kainis. dapat tlga nagbasa muna ako ng reviews bout sa movie na ito. panget. may part nga na nakakatawa, may mga times pa na tumataas balahibo ko sa kakornihan.. fave part ko lng ung monologue ni sweet at ung last part na kapinoy henyo niya si ate glow. haaay. sayang pera.. 😦

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  5. hahaha…ako nga di na namin tinapos nasa 1/3 palang ng movie nag walk out na kami. at ako yung tipong di pa talaga nag walk out sa isang movie sa tanang buhay ko.

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