2012 Weirdest Search Entries on my Blog   3 comments

Being a blog owner, one of the small yet funny perks is seeing what viewers are searching when they’re visiting your page. Usually, it’s the keywords to the current movie reviews or more specific ones including the name of the actors in it. However, here are 12 of the weirdest items that they tried to look for in my blog:

12: SCOTT NAILS NAKED

scott nails naked

In case you are not aware, Scott Nails is a pornstar. And I knew that by searching it up on Google after seeing that nine people tried to search him on my blog. How in the world did people thought I’ll have Scott Nails naked in my blog is beyond me.

11. MGA LARAWAN NI DANIEL PADILLA

mga larawan ni daniel padilla

Last time I checked, I’m not Google Images? In fairness, the search is specific and complete. Sadly for these nine people, I don’t have pictures of Daniel Padilla in my blog.

10. JUDE LAW’S TEETH

jude law's teeth

First, I’m no teeth expert. Second, what’s up with Jude Law specifically? His set of teeth is the only one I’ve seen being searched in my blog. Hmm.

09. BUOD NG ENTENG NG INA MO

buod ng enteng ng ina mo

Possible title for the next sequel?

08. EDELE ADARNA

edele adarna

I simply don’t know her. Is she the lovechild of Adele and Ellen Adarna? Is she the one responsible for Someone Like You? 😦

07. ANG SAYA NG DALAWANG KALIWANG PAA

ang saya ng dalawang kaliwang paa

I’m really happy for them. Kung ano man ang dahilan kung bakit ang SAYA ng dalawang kaliwang paa, then so be it. 🙂

06. NAKED GIFS

naked gifs

I’m sorry but I can’t help you with this one.

05. TITS

tits

It only occurred to me now that having a blog name of TIT for TAT might actually confuse people into thinking this is a porn site. That might be the case for these people searching tits of different actresses. If you’re into statistics, Cristine Reyes’s tits is the most searched in my blog.

04. AIAI DELAS ALAS BOOBS

aiai delas alas boobs

…and it all went downhill from there.

03. HYDROCEPHALIC

hydrocephalic

I really don’t know where to start with this one. And to think there are two separate results searching for the same thing.

02. MOCHA USON BUTAS

mocha uson butas

I don’t think I’ve specifically written anything about Mocha Uson since I started my blog. And what butas are they referring here?

01. RYAN GOSLING NAKED

ryan gosling naked

What’s shocking with this one is the number of search entries it had. A thousand plus posts! I don’t think I’ve ever mentioned having a naked Ryan Gosling on my blog. That’s weird. Hahahaha.

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Posted December 31, 2012 by Nicol Latayan in 2012 Year End Lists, Lists

3 responses to “2012 Weirdest Search Entries on my Blog

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  1. Favorite ko rin tong gawin dati sa WordPress blog ko.

    I think at some post with Ryan Gosling in it, you have mentioned the word “naked” in it as well. Plausible naman siguro siya (I’m thinking of your Oscars/Golden Globes posts) tapos diba nominee si Ryan Gosling dun tapos naked si Michael Fassbender sa Shame. Wala lang.

  2. Haha…Jude Law’s teeth! Amazing! And my visitors seem to be obsessed with Naomi Watts’ eyes.

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