Being a blog owner, one of the small yet funny perks is seeing what viewers are searching when they’re visiting your page. Usually, it’s the keywords to the current movie reviews or more specific ones including the name of the actors in it. However, here are 12 of the weirdest items that they tried to look for in my blog:
12: SCOTT NAILS NAKED
In case you are not aware, Scott Nails is a pornstar. And I knew that by searching it up on Google after seeing that nine people tried to search him on my blog. How in the world did people thought I’ll have Scott Nails naked in my blog is beyond me.
11. MGA LARAWAN NI DANIEL PADILLA
Last time I checked, I’m not Google Images? In fairness, the search is specific and complete. Sadly for these nine people, I don’t have pictures of Daniel Padilla in my blog.
10. JUDE LAW’S TEETH
First, I’m no teeth expert. Second, what’s up with Jude Law specifically? His set of teeth is the only one I’ve seen being searched in my blog. Hmm.
09. BUOD NG ENTENG NG INA MO
Possible title for the next sequel?
08. EDELE ADARNA
I simply don’t know her. Is she the lovechild of Adele and Ellen Adarna? Is she the one responsible for Someone Like You? 😦
07. ANG SAYA NG DALAWANG KALIWANG PAA
I’m really happy for them. Kung ano man ang dahilan kung bakit ang SAYA ng dalawang kaliwang paa, then so be it. 🙂
06. NAKED GIFS
I’m sorry but I can’t help you with this one.
It only occurred to me now that having a blog name of TIT for TAT might actually confuse people into thinking this is a porn site. That might be the case for these people searching tits of different actresses. If you’re into statistics, Cristine Reyes’s tits is the most searched in my blog.
04. AIAI DELAS ALAS BOOBS
…and it all went downhill from there.
I really don’t know where to start with this one. And to think there are two separate results searching for the same thing.
02. MOCHA USON BUTAS
I don’t think I’ve specifically written anything about Mocha Uson since I started my blog. And what butas are they referring here?
01. RYAN GOSLING NAKED
What’s shocking with this one is the number of search entries it had. A thousand plus posts! I don’t think I’ve ever mentioned having a naked Ryan Gosling on my blog. That’s weird. Hahahaha.